101 Reasons to enroll in eStatements

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eStatements are Fast

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eStatements are Secure

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eStatements are Safe

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eStatements are Convenient

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eStatements are Environmentally Friendly

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eStatements Reduce Clutter

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eStatements are Simple

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eStatements are Available Anytime, Anywhere

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eStatements are Free

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You could win $101!

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eStatements won't get caught in your vacuum cleaner

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You receive an E-mail Notification when your eStatement is ready

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eStatements don't peek out of window envelopes!

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Nosy guests won’t find eStatements on your kitchen counter

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More trees = more oxygen

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Retrieve your eStatements at your accountant’s office in the Cayman Islands

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Dog can’t eat your eStatements

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Kids can’t inadvertently make paper statement airplanes that land in your neighbors living room

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Paper statements don’t adjust to ambient light

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eStatements are cool

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eStatements are less susceptible to wind

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Buying a new home?  eStatements give you less to move

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Weight restrictions will prevent you from bringing paper statements to the International Space Station

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Each year the U.S. Post Office uses 120 million gallons of gasoline, delivering... paper

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You will help eradicate squirrel homelessness

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The U.S. pulp and paper industry is the second largest consumer of energy and uses more water to produce a ton of product than any other industry

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eStatements force you to put your grocery list on something less worthy of identity theft

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Mold prefers paper statements

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Each year over 350 million toner cartridges are thrown out.  Approximately thirteen cartridges are discarded every second, in the U.S. alone

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One less thing to burden carrier pigeons with

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It takes a gallon of fossil oil to produce one laser toner cartridge

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eStatements and Angry Birds peacefully coexist in the virtual world

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Relocating your business?  eStatements give you less to move

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You can probably fit 100,000 eStatements on your USB drive.  Try that with paper

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Ingredients in toner cartridges are toxic and contain volatile organic compounds

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Save some money since you don’t have to buy that paper shredder

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eStatements let you zoom in without having to find your magnifying glass

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With eStatements you always have a backup!

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In an average year, the U.S. Postal Inspection Service arrests about 10,000 criminal suspects for mail theft or possession of stolen mail

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Your eStatements are made in the U.S.A.!

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Paper statements travel at the speed of the Post Office.  eStatements can travel at the speed of light.

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The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

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Did you ever lose an important piece of paper?

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It is easier to clean peanut butter off an iPAD than from a paper statement

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Save the paper for origami champion Chuya Miyamoto

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Safety!  eStatements protect you from dangerous paper shredder injuries

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eStatements minimize exposure to spitballs

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eStatements employ sophisticated encryption.  Paper statements do not

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If you really love paper, eStatements will let you print them on any type of paper you desire!

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eStatements give you one more reason to justify all of that money you spent on new technology

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eStatements give you one more reason to talk to Siri

52. Paper statements will be impractical when you retire to your private island
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College students love the convenience of eStatements

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You may be able to look at trees with a deep sense of peace and compassion

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Virtual aliens: Better than real aliens.  Virtual warfare: Better than real warfare.  Virtual statements...

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No paper cuts

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Segway + paper statements = awkward

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eStatements can balance on an accelerometer and gyroscope.  Paper statements... not so much

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Do you really want that paper statement after the big, creepy banana spider crawled across it?

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Have you ever gotten stuck in traffic because a truck full of paper broke down?

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Bono likely prefers eStatements

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Copy and paste has a whole different meaning with paper statements

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Seriously.  Don't tell me you are scanning your paper statements

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There is no list of 101 reasons to choose paper statements

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eStatements can’t catch on fire

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No headphone jack on paper statements

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The average toner cartridge becomes 3.5 pounds of solid waste sitting in a landfill and can take up to 450 to 1000 years to decompose, as it includes mixed resin, one of the most difficult plastics to recycle

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If your ship is sinking, your paper statements are likely to become jetsam (thrown overboard)

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Production of 1 ton of copy paper produces 2,278 lbs. of solid waste

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Do you really want to buy another filing cabinet?

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Do you really want to fish out that paper statement that fell between the desk and the wall?

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Fireworks and eStatements are less dangerous than fireworks and paper statements

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eStatements are Easily Managed

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eStatements reduce shredder clog

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eStatements eliminate the worry of dumpster divers accessing your personal information

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You can sell your old metal filing cabinet for scrap

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Access your eStatements from anywhere, just like a movie star

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Your neighbor’s dog can't interfere with your eStatement delivery

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Paper statement? - Do I really need one?

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The Earth is our home. It's time for us to do the little things for Earth's sake

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The box holders to the North, South, East and West of your post office box, who also have the last name Jones, will never know your business

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You can enlarge the font on a computer

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Production of 1 ton of copy paper uses 11,134 kWh (same amount of energy used by an average household in 10 months

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Your talking parrot won't broadcast your financial status from the top of his bird cage

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eStatements won't be shredded into gum wrappers at the bottom of your handbag

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You can prove your spouse wrote out check #859 by showing him his signature at 11pm and sleep peacefully knowing you were right

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You won't have to travel down a snow covered driveway to your mailbox to get an eStatement

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You'll still get an October eStatement even if your mailbox disappears on Halloween

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Paper waste accounts for up to 40% of total waste in the United States, which adds up to 71.6 million tons of waste per year in the United States alone

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With no outdoor mailbox delivery, your "Betty Boop" PJs will remain a family secret

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Your eStatement won't end up lost on your kitchen table between the comics section of your newspaper

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The postman may know your fly fishing magazine subscription expired, but he won't know where you bank

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If a hurricane knocks the power out for weeks, you can view your eStatements on your mobile phone while heating your hot dog over an LED lantern

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You don’t have to wonder just what that brown smudge is on the outside of the statement envelope

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You won’t end up on the reality series “Hoarders—Buried Alive”

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Less paper for banks means more paper for little school children

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You won’t need that scanner thing they sell on home shopping for five easy payments of 19.95

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eStatements will simply AMAZE you

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If you sign up for eStatements you won’t have to read any more reasons why they make sense

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You would help save 6-7 trees per year if Wayne Bank did not print paper statements.

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